Leadership

The desk

Saahil Mishra

Saahil Mishra

CTO

Chief Tennis Officer

Saahil leads the tennis franchise and holds sole responsibility for capital deployment across the professional circuit. As the only holder of the consolidated account, he is also the group's principal.

Coverage: ATP, WTA, Grand Slams, Masters 1000

Arjun Somani

Arjun Somani

CBO

Chief Basketball Officer

Arjun runs the basketball desk across the regular season, play-in, and playoffs. He also advises on firm strategy and raises institutional benchmarking unprompted.

Coverage: NBA regular season, Play-In, Playoffs

Veer Somani

Veer Somani

CFO

Chief Football Officer

Veer heads football operations across the seventeen-week season and the playoffs, specializing in weekly spreads and totals and the Sunday-to-Monday deployment cycle.

Coverage: NFL regular season, Playoffs, Super Bowl

Austin Qin

Austin Qin

CSO

Chief Soccer Officer

Austin oversees the soccer portfolio across domestic leagues and international competition. He built the desk's proprietary match-outcome model, which strongly favors low-scoring results.

Coverage: Domestic leagues, UEFA competitions, World Cup

Paritosh Somani

Paritosh Somani

Angel Investor

Paritosh is the firm's sole outside capital provider, having committed a $7.43 angel investment during the formative stage. He holds observer status and attends periodic performance reviews.

Outside capital committed: $7.43

Methodology

How positions are made

A repeatable, six-step process for converting a feeling into a position. Every step is followed, occasionally in order.

  1. 01

    Open Kalshi

    The responsible officer opens the app. This is, reliably, the most disciplined step in the process.

  2. 02

    Identify Gut Feeling

    A directional instinct is surfaced and announced in the group chat. Confidence is assumed to scale with volume.

  3. 03

    Ignore Gut Feeling

    The instinct is noted, thanked for its service, and set aside. Its historical accuracy did not warrant inclusion.

  4. 04

    Text Austin

    The position is run past Austin, who weighs in regardless of which sport it concerns. He is not compensated for this, and never will be.

  5. 05

    Ask Claude

    The same position is submitted to Claude for a second opinion, rephrased as needed until the response is more agreeable.

  6. 06

    If Austin and Claude Align, Place the Bet

    Agreement between the two authorities clears the trade. The coin is kept on standby for tie-breaks.

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Careers

Junior Coin Flip Analyst

Internship

Remote

Support senior officers in the execution of the firm's binary-outcome decision process and maintain the integrity of the flip ledger. Prior tennis-ball tossing experience a plus.

Head of Excuse Management

Full-time

Remote

Own the firm's post-loss narrative pipeline, from line-judge attribution to flight-scheduling documentation. Reports directly to leadership on days ending in a loss.

Quantitative Vibes Researcher

Full-time

New York, NY

Translate group-chat sentiment into actionable conviction and validate model outputs against the house 0–0 baseline. Strong intuition required; backtesting optional.

Investor Relations Associate (Sub-$10 Portfolio)

Contract

Remote

Steward the firm's single outside relationship and prepare quarterly updates for its $7.43 stakeholder. Discretion and rounding proficiency essential.

Director of Competitive Benchmarking

Full-time

Remote

Monitor peer institutions and prepare comparative performance materials for internal review. Must comply with the firm's policy on unprompted Dodge & Cox references.

Investment tiers

Friends & Family $1

Named acknowledgment in the firm's internal ledger and standing eligibility for verbal updates.

Series A $5

Full participation in the firm's headline Series A round and priority receipt of post-loss narratives.

Angel $7.43

Observer status, periodic performance reviews, and the right to walk out of any press conference at will.

Strategic Partner $25

Quarterly recognition as the firm's largest stakeholder and a non-binding advisory seat on coin-flip methodology.